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Grading Minnesota

An annual report card on how we ranked in health, happiness, work, fun, and love. Would your parents be proud?

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Number of drive-in movie theaters in the Twin Cities

1

Previous number: 2 (2011)
In a fitting comment on “progress,” the old Cottage View Drive-in is being replaced by a Wal-Mart.
 

Quality of Life

5th

Previous rank: 8th (2011)
If we were a people prone to bragging, this ranking from CNBC would be something to crow about. Instead, we take it for granted.
 

Number of local band appearances on TV

10

Previous number: 7 (2011)
Owl City of Owatonna had a big year, showing up everywhere from America’s Got Talent to the Today show, and so did Trampled by Turtles. Last year, we had to reach across the border and claim Eau Claire’s Bon Iver as our own to muster half as much attention.
 

High-tech metros

17th

Previous rank: 9th (2011)
Admittedly, this is comparing apples to slightly different apples: Richard Florida’s 2012 ranking with Scientific American’s 2011 ranking. Still, Minneapolis ranks below Tucson? And Poughkeepsie?! Seven years ago, Popular Science named Minneapolis the nation’s No. 1 Top Tech City. Now, it appears, we’re analog.
 

Best City

10th

Previous Rank: 13th (2011)
The sibling-city rivalry heated up again when Businessweek named St. Paul a
top 10 city for its air quality, safety, and leisure, while Minneapolis came in at 12th—which was actually an improvement from 22nd last year.
 

Infrastructure and transportation

Photo courtesy of metro transit

2nd

Previous rank: 15th (2011)
Just about every major highway got a facelift since the winter of 2010 punctuated our streets with huge potholes. With the Central Corridor light rail set to open in 2014, we’ll be vying with Texas for tops.
 

Worst City for Renters

2nd

Previous rank: 8th (2011)
This is one contest you don’t want to win, and Minneapolis is moving perilously close to the top in Forbes’s ranking. The jump can be pinned to two things: a tightening of the vacancy rate to just 2.5 percent and a massive 30-percent drop in home prices since 2006. With the average monthly mortgage payment on a home bought today coming in at $122 less than the average rent, it’s technically cheaper to buy.
 

Best Places to Live

3rd

Previous Rank: 1st (2010)
Five Minnesota suburbs—Eden Prairie, Woodbury, Lakeville, Eagan, and Maple Grove—made Money magazine’s list. Eden Prairie was the best of the bunch.
 

Most literate city

3rd

Previous rank: 3rd (2011)
Minneapolis ranked only 18th on Forbes’s list of America’s coolest cities. Guess we’re too busy learning about stuff to be cool.
 

Per Capita Income

11th

Previous rank: 11th (2010)
Minnesota has been trying to earn its way back into the top 10 since falling all the way from 7th in 2005 to 14th in 2008. We’ll settle for holding steady.
 

Number of Prince concerts in the Twin Cities

0

Previous number: 0 (2011)
After a brief flirtation with the Twin Cities, his purple enigmaness chose to perform with his biggest band ever in Chicago instead. Sucks 2 B us.
 

NEW RANKINGS

America’s Hippest Hipster Neighborhoods

12th

Real hipsters would shudder at this label from Forbes—and given the placement of Los Angeles’s Silver Lake at No. 1, it’s arguably more about trendiness than hipness. We can appreciate why the North Loop of Minneapolis made the list at No. 12: warehouses transformed into apartments, boutiques, and restaurants. Just wouldn’t call it hip.
 

Worst Cities for Dating

3rd

Nice guys do finish last, or at least Minnesota Nice guys do. The Twin Cities ranked above only Kansas City and Wichita in supplying great dates, according to AXE Body Spray and Sperling, which singled out Twin Citians as cheap dates: we ranked 78th out of 80 metros in jewelry purchases. Should’ve put a ring on it, guys.
 

Least Fashionable Cities

6th (St. Paul) and 7th (Minneapolis)

Let’s blame winter—and the lumpish looks that accompany it—for this dis by Bundle.com.  But there should be style points for pulling off the long-underwear thing.
 

Best City for 20-somethings

3rd

This survey of 20-somethings by PayScale.com found Minneapolis agreeable in terms of its short commutes, decent pay, and the number of similarly aged colleagues in the workforce, ranking only Seattle and Houston higher. Welcome home, Gen Y.
 

Most Stressful Cities

50th

Amid growing rates of depression nationwide, the Twin Cities have found a happy place, according to Sperling. We’re chill.

 


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