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Some Teenagers Did It

Blame it on the teens.

Sesq on the Brain

150 years of statehood? That calls for a quiz!

One Man’s Trash

Chicken soup for the cellar-dwelling soul

Smells Like Serene Spirit

Self-medicating with a Mercedes and aromatherapy.

Whelp Desk

A few questions for America’s least-nurturing baby expert

Gut Check

I am Jeff’s gallbladder. Well, I used to be.

At Attention

National service gonna set my soul on fire

Gobble Gobble

What I expect from my Thanksgiving turkey


It seems a bridge supports much more than traffic.

Black Cat Summers

Lay on ground, light fuse, retire quickly