The Cool Matrix

How the hippest Minnesotans live, love, and take their coffee.
Which one are you?

  The Club
Hopper
The Empty
Nesters
 The Young
Socialite
The Man
with Money
The Hipster
Parents
The Art
Student
Two Men
and a Baby
The
Philan-
thropist
The Culture
Vulture
The Newly
Single
The Urban
Refugee
Native
Habitat
Eden
Prairie
riverfront condo Wayzata downtown
Minneapolis
St. Louis Park Whittier,
Minneapolis
Crocus Hill,
St. Paul
Kenwood,
Minneapolis
Linden Hills,
Minneapolis
Woodbury Grand Marais
Favorite Haunts anywhere on First Ave. –except First Avenue The Dakota,
Minneapolis
 Public Library
exhibit
openings at the Walker
Bellanotte,
Wild games
Wild
Rumpus,
Sebastian Joe’s
Nye’s Lake Harriet,
Children’s
Museum
Minneapolis
Club
Jungle Theater Bellanotte,
any Life Time
Fitness
North House Folk School, Sven & Ole’s Pizza
Preferred Weekend Activity drinking,
dancing,
sleeping
avoiding the kids’ phone calls,
NYT crossword
mani/pedi preparing for Fantasy Football draft Mill City
Farmers
Market
pondering
existential angst, smoking
shopping at
the Room & Board outlet
brunch swooning over Osmo  speed dating skinny-
dipping
Shops for Groceries at… parents’
refrigerator
Lunds  Byerly’s Simon
Delivers
Trader Joe’s SuperAmerica  Whole Foods Byerly’s Linden Hills
Co-op
Cub Foods backyard garden
Shops for Clothing at… Lava Lounge Macy’s,
Eddie Bauer,
Chico’s
Len Druskin,
Galleria
Nordstrom Target,
Urban
Outfitters
Ragstock Banana
Republic, H&M,
Gap Kids
Neiman
Marcus
Bibelot Forever 21 Ben Franklin 
Can usually be seen drinking coffee at… Uptown
Diner
Dunn Bros. Starbucks  all hours, day or night Caribou Spyhouse Starbucks French Meadow Bakery & Cafe Zumbro Cafe Caribou,
Starbucks,
Dunn Bros.
World’s Best Donuts
 Preferred
method of
transport
taxi Lexus Mini
Cooper
BMW 5 series Volvo
XC wagon
fixed-gear
bicycle
Subaru
Forester
Mercedes-
Benz
Toyota
Prius
Jeep
Liberty
snowshoes
Workout tanning ballroom
dancing
yoga training for the
TC marathon, ultimate fighting
elliptical
machine in the basement
pottery wheel running during lunch hour  Pilates power walks spinning chopping
wood
Guilty
Pleasures
Kenny Chesney Mystic Lake Lord Fletcher’s Lynne Rossetto Kasper  Wal-Mart Garrison Keillor voting for Tim Pawlenty fur Famous Dave’s Reddi-wip, straight from the can  chain-saw
art
How I spent last Saturday night… When was
Saturday again?
Minnesota Orchestra
concert
LEAD
party
working lecture at
Unitarian church
RollerGirls
match
prank calling Michele
Bachmann
Smile
Network
event
dinner at Café Twenty-
Eight, movie at Lagoon
Googling
ex-flames
gazing upon
the Northern Lights, curling
Last iTunes download Pussycat Dolls What the hell is an iTune? Fergie  Big & Rich Arcade Fire,
Raffi
none, due to pending litigation over “free” music  Dreamgirls soundtrack Tony Bennett Paul McCartney  Shakira This American Life
Favorite
Eateries
Chicken ’n
Waffles,
 Pizza Lucé
The Lex Lurcat,
Chambers
Kitchen
Morton’s,
BANK
Punch, Crema,
Don Pablo’s
Jasmine Deli, White Castle Birchwood Cafe La Belle Vie 112 Eatery Chino Latino Angry Trout
Cafe
Media Diet The Onion, MySpace
.com
Star Tribune, NYT, CNN Cosmo,
Vanity Fair, Grey’s Anatomy 
Wall St. Journal, Colbert Report, Entourage The Daily Show, City Pages Daily Kos, MNartists.org NYT, Dancing with the Stars O: The Oprah Magazine, MPR NYT, Countdown with Keith
Olbermann
Lost North Shore Radio,
two-day-old NYT
Pet Issue smoking ban immigration “death” tax capital gains Iraq gentrification marriage education libraries prenups condos
Weekend
getaway
destination
Apple
River
the cabin Florida New York  Wisconsin Dells St. Paul Grand Marais Palm Springs BWCAW Vegas Mall of America
Garrison
Keillor is…
the bouncer
at Myth?
date night Lindsay Lohan’s costar  what I send my parents to a member of
our PTA
dead to me in need of some “manscaping” a close friend the best of times/the worst of times available? so close,
yet so far

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